by Bologna Gang

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released December 3, 2012



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Bologna Gang Cleveland, Ohio

Alex, Drew, Sean.

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Track Name: $10
"Where is my ten bucks?"

Yeah, You, motherfucker....
Askin where yer money's at
Let me break it down real quick,
show you what the fuck is up:

A) You never paid me back and
B) You have a pickle face.

I don't want to think about you
because you are such a waste

Fuck your ten bucks!
Track Name: Steve
Thinkin yer a big man
Really just a skinny chump!
Tryin to be like Steve Albini
Your monitors can suck it

Don't care how many bands you've been in
or how much that microphone costs
treat me like a fellow human
or get lost!
Track Name: Stay Burnt
Roast away the pain of life
Nullify the hate inside
Stay Burnt
Track Name: Loud Talker
Why the fuck are you talking so loud?
Can't you tell there's other people around?
you're too much, you're too much, you're too much.

Never picked up on social cues
the whole concept seems to escape you.
you're too much, you're too much, you're too much.

Ignorant fool
Track Name: Dumb as a Box
I can't believe the shit people say sometime!
Kill yourself , end your life, rot in hell!

Bunch of middle-American, corn fed, white ass mother fuckers!

Dumb as a box of rocks.
You think you're not...but you are.
Track Name: Heavy Metal Dick
Always putting everyone down.
To me you'll always be a clown.
Get your unwarranted negativity out of my fast hardcore.

You think that it is cool to be a heavy-metal dick.
I don't wanna be a part of any of your stupid shit

Sit at home, slit your wrists

Last one on the bandwagon,
to only hope you'll be the first jump off the prodigal bridge everyone keeps talking about.

Listen to shitty grind just to stay pissed
Track Name: Repeat Offender
You don't want to, you don't have to, you don't want to, so you won't

Run away from all of your problems.
Shift the blame to another party.

Repeat offender, sorry excuse
Face up
or end up face down.
Track Name: Big Fuck-Offs to the Man
Don't have to do what the fuck you say. Skate forever, fuck police.
Don't have to answer to anyone-that means you.
Track Name: xVx
So you're a vegan and so you're a straight edge,
but how long will it last. Surely, a phase that will pass.
Ten bucks says that this time next week you'll be trashed as fuck and eating meat

So you're a vegan and so you're a straight edge,